Well it finally happened. After a full year of humiliation regarding
his whimpering pretense of knowing anything about his master, other
than what his master told him about himself, the military-officer-
impersonating Timothy S. Watson Sock "Col. Bill Kilgore" has returned
to his favorite obsession.
He has FINALLY collected enough cans to bring to the store to buy a
new inntertube, with just enough time to set sail before the Winter
ice sets in on his favorite northern Indiana lake.
Yes, the "S.S. Finding Nemo" sails again, as it had for seven previous
years (before that whole horrific incident with it getting frozen into
the ice and everything) in search of his arch nemesis "ChasNemo".
And ChasNemo better watch out. Any troll that invents a sock to run
himself off of usenet is bound to risk infliction of bodily injury
from laughing upon his "victim".
And we were all so afraid that Kilbore's staged death blunder might be
out last chance to laugh at him.
Franklin Etch: Rooting out Fraud And Disgrace In The Land Of The Free
